All For Rum & Rum For All

by Lagerstein

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released February 2, 2016

LAGERSTEIN IS

Vocals - Captain Gregaaarrr
Guitars - The Majestic Beast
Guitars - Neil Rummy Rackers
Bass & Tin Whistle - The Immobilizer
Drums - Old Mate Dazzel
Keytar & Violin - Mother Junkst
Keyboards - Jacob

Album Mixed & Mastered by Lasse Lammert at LSD Studios
Recorded by Adam Merker at Studio Anders Debeerz, Tim Edwards at Fall Of Icarus Studios
All Music and Lyrics written by Lagerstein
Album Artwork: Justine Malcontento
© 2016 Lagerstein

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band@lagerstein.com

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Lagerstein Brisbane, Australia

Lagerstein are a folking, drinking, shouting and pirating rock/metal outfit hailing from the distant shores of Brisbane, Australia. Their debut album "Drink 'Til We Die" is loaded with 12 fun filled tracks of loud guitars, soaring keytars, earworm melodies and adventurous tales that will have you singing drunken sea shanties for drinks and drinks. ... more

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Track Name: Raise Your Steins
Raise Your Steins

The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks and cheers
Ol’ Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers
Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe
The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew
Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar
The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar
Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all
He took a swig, did a jig and had a mighty fall

There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more
Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all
I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below
I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go!

Sailing on the high
Our drinks raised to the sky
Questing together
Ready to drink into the night

Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry
Let's Party- like we're gonna die
Now Skull - slam your beer bong down
And raise your stein up to the sky

Let's Drink – stop at every bar
Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr
Now Skull - put every drop away
We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!

While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me
She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee
She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north
I got a little side tracked and the ship steered way off course
Ahoy! She said as the sea men came to greet her merrily
The Lager Crew yelled out, "fuck yeah" and raised their drinks to me
I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg
I'll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard

Sailing on the high
Our drinks raised to the sky
Questing together
Ready to drink into the night

Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry
Let's Party- like we're gonna die
Now Skull - slam your beer bong down
And raise your stein up to the sky!

Let's Drink – stop at every bar
Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr
Now Skull - put every drop away
We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!
Track Name: Tales Of The Fallen Ales
Tales Of The Fallen Ales

Far on the horizon
A deadly force is born
The only brew a pirate fears
Is the brewing of a storm

The waves of the ocean are bashing the sides
The clouds are changing, to the dead of the night
The ships are scared out of sight!
Destroyed by the storm, survivors are few
Look to the surface, it's all of their brew
Get ready crew

The barrels of rum are overboard
In the seas they now lie
Thank fuck we have a flying ship in the sky
Looting the seas of all their booze
It's a pirates holy grail
No wasting the souls of these sunken soldiers
This is the tales of the fallen ales

We swooped down below, dodging the winds
Scrambling for barrels, filled to the brim
Like Whitney says, Who Dares Wins!
Rum filled cellars, beer wall to wall
So many rescued, what a great haul
Yes, we've saved them all

The barrels of rum are overboard
In the seas they now lie
Thank fuck we have a flying ship in the sky
Looting the seas of all their booze
It's a pirates holy grail
No wasting the souls of these sunken soldiers
This is the tales of the fallen ales

We got all their ales!
Track Name: Drink The Rum
Drink The Rum

We’ve looted too much booze
Now we're stuck on our boat
We have so much rum
It's struggling to float
No taking to the sky
No taking to the sea
Too much rum on board
Such a problem cannot be
Our poor old ship be useless
Stranded on the ground
Filled with all the treasures
From the good folks round in town
Listen to me crew,
"The day has finally come to lighten up the load
start drinking all the rum!"

Come on crew, let's get drinking

Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We drink our rum and slam it down
Fill it up for another round
To get our ship back off the ground
Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We've still got so much left to sink
Grab a stein, there is no line
There's plenty more rum for us to drink

Beer bongs from the mast
Shoeys on the plank
Keg stands in the crow's nest
All this rum is being drank
This ship is getting lighter
Shanties being sung
Party times be going strong
It’s only just begun
Come on crew keep drinking
We must get off land
Double up your drinking pace
Put a rum in both your hands
Barrel after barrel
Drum after drum
Only one thing left to do
Keep drinking all this rum!

Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We drink our rum and slam it down
Fill it up for another round
To get our ship back off the ground

Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We've still got so much left to sink
Grab a stein, there is no line
There's plenty more rum for us to drink

Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We drink our rum and slam it down
There’s no more rum for another round
.... Ahhh Fuck!
Track Name: Sail Ho!
Sail Ho!

Looking down scope we see fear in their eyes
A shadow cast over, they'll meet their demise
We're searching for treasure and ready to loot
If they stand in our way they know that we'll shoot
Jumping and swinging and climbing on board
They are no match for our beer bongs and swords
We slaughtered the crew and ransacked their boat
We grab the captain, and put a knife to his throat

"I'll take you to our gold", he groans, "I'll trade it for my life
There's an island just South West of here, round your men we sail tonight
These riches you will find, have been left untouched for almost a hundred years
Buried in the cove, beside the seas, what lies within is a mystery"

Sailing downwind, with booty in mind
We've taken his word, we'll see what we find
Anchored onshore as we foresaw the trap
We are Lagerstein! Too smart for that
He's dragged through jungle, X marks the spot
Our prisoner be useless, in the mouth he was shot
The chest has been found, through its treasure we seek
A map lies within that looks truly unique

Holy shit can it be that the legend is true, the fountain of rum is real
It's the tastiest drop with an endless supply, it's a pirates fantasy
This map that we found, will take us there, near Bundy the fountain lies
Set the bearings to the sky, prepare the ship, ahead we fly!

Over the clouds we soar, in search of this uncharted land
Through the night and day, with this map in hand
The fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full
Anyone who stands in our way, will die!

Over the clouds we soar in search of this uncharted land
Through the night and day, with this map in hand
The Fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full
No matter how long it takes, we are unstoppable
Track Name: Jungle Juice
Jungle Juice

Well first, you get a bucket
Put it in the centre of the table, make sure it is big
Now grab the goon, the cheapest goon
Do a long pour in the bucket don't spill a drop or you will fuck it
Find some vodka, also the cheapest
Tornado it into the bucket have a wiff it smells delicious
Get the juice, any kind of juice
Mango, pineapple, or orange, sunshine punch it's all the same

We're making the jungle juice
It's what we like to do
It will get us really drunk as we conquer the skies
Questing for the ultimate prize

Let's get the soda to make it sweet
Throw it in the vodka goony mess it's sure to be a treat
Go grab some ice from Pistol Pete
Don't break it up the ice will melt, it has to be one piece
Stir it up, with the vodka bottle
Mix it round and round and round again, this brew is near complete
And last the secret...

We're drinking the jungle juice,
It's what we like to do
It will get us really drunk as we conquer the skies
Questing for the ultimate prize
Track Name: German Fun Times
German Fun Times

Twas a cold summer's day, we woke after noon
When a terrible tragedy occurred on our ship
Could not work out what was going wrong
The crews boot seemed dry, they were out of tune in song

Alas! Rummy Rackers was nowhere to be seen
Couldn’t remember where he had last been
Swiftly we turned and started to descend
Hope he’s alright and hasn’t met his end

Drinking’s no fun when it's all said and done
A crew’s not a crew when you’re missing someone
The sun’s going down, the day's almost over
Neil’s lost out there and what if he’s sober

We grabbed the map and retraced our course
A tricky task stood in front of us all
Each bar we checked, as bare as the last
No sign of our crew mate and time’s running out fast

Alas! Rummy Rackers we hope you’re still around
We’ll search forever until you are found
Does any crew know where he may be
Maybe we’ll search over Germany

Drinking’s no fun when it’s all said and done
A crew’s not a crew when you’re missing someone
The sun’s going down the day's almost over
Neil’s lost out there and what if he’s sober
Track Name: Down The Hatch
Down The Hatch

We landed from the air, with booze on our mind
Pirates side by side, let's have a whale of a time
Going to a tavern, the first one we see
The bartender cries, "this round’s on me!"

Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Doesn't matter any batch
Slam your drink down the hatch

Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Just open up your latch
Slam your drink down the hatch

I was standing at the bar, waiting for some booze
When a wench came along, I knew I couldn't lose
I gave her a wink and sang her a rhyme
But Junkst screamed out, "ahoy, she's mine!"

Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Doesn't matter any batch
Slam your drink down the hatch

Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Just open up your latch
Slam your drink down the hatch

The rums were flowing freely, when another shipped rolled in
We laughed at each other, it looks like they drink gin
A Scottish pirate stepped forth and ripped off his shoe
“Last one to finish will pay for this brew!”

Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Doesn't matter any batch
Slam your drink down the hatch

Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Just open up your latch
Slam your drink down the hatch

Everyone finished, there was no one to judge
Boots all on heads no one will budge
Let's have another one. Drink's Ahoy!
Ziche Zache, Ziche Zache, OI, OI, OI!
Track Name: Shiver Me Timbers
Shiver Me Timbers

The sweetest one of all
May be here tonight
The one that'll make you drool
It'll be love at first sight
She'll make your knees buckle
and feel warm and fuzzy inside
Your heart will be racing
You'll forget everyone you've tried

She might be black
She might be white
or from any foreign shore
One things for certain
she'll leave you craving more
She'll be in any shape or size
no matter small or tall
She may be rich
She may be smooth
We'll have to try them all

Shiver me timbers that's a jolly good rum
Cool on my lips, but it tickles my tongue
Shiver me timbers that's a jolly good rum
But the search goes on ‘til we find the one

We’re visiting every tavern
Stopping at every port
Sampling all the locals
We tasted all sorts
Yet to deliver that quiver in my liver
We need a special brand
Onwards we continue
Until the perfect rum's in hand

Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum
Cool on my lips, but it tickles my tongue
Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum
But the search goes on ‘til we find the one
Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum
Drank so many but we’re not done
Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum
But the search goes on ‘til we find the one
Track Name: Land Of Bundy
Land Of Bundy

We sail through the skies, we fight, we fight for rum!
To reach the Land of Bundy the taste is in our sights
Where the rivers run with gold and the fields are lined with cane
Once you reach the land of rum you'll never see home again

This place is not for a timid man for a fierce beasts guards it well
With fur of white and eyes of black, and a soul brewed straight from hell
But do not fear if you're true of heart, grab a drink and become a part
of the greatest party that will ever be in the land of Bundy!

Let's go, to a place, where we can drink all night and day
Get the rum! And the beer! In this place we will stay
Get some drinks and grab your friends, come to the party that never ends
For this, this is the land, the land of Bundy

Down below the shore appears and we know it won't take long
Pirates! Prepare your rums, now grab your beer bong
Take the beach, take the sand, crack the kegs, this our land
Standing here with rum in hand, a pirates life for me
Track Name: Fountain Of Rum
Fountain Of Rum

Crew hoist your hooks for today we conquer the fountain
Ye pirates be warned many have died on their way
Legends are told of a tap kegged to a mountain
All who survive, rum, will be our pay
Anchor the ship, run to the beach
We've followed this map our rum is in reach
This island so scarce, no footprints have ever been here
A body of water is in full view, yet the colour of this lake is not black or blue
Let's taste it, "fuck yeah, it's the fountain of rum"

"What a great drop!"
Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods
Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due
From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe
Hoo-ah! To good to be true
This golden amber is king of all booze
Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose
No more looting for barrels or drums
We drink, at the Fountain of Rum

This is the elixir that needs no mixer
No top shelf can handle, this rums pure might We thought this fountain would look less like a lake The taste of this rum, so good, we’ve made no mistake
Sinking the liquor, quicker and quicker Do not hold back, there's no need to bicker
Cos’ we've been assured, this rum will ever last
This is our time, no more last drinks
Forever we fight, together we drink
Pirates we stand, united by rum

"What a great drop!"
Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods
Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due
From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe
Hoo-ah! To good to be true
This golden amber is king of all booze
Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose
No more looting for barrels or drums
We drink, at the Fountain of Rum

Crew what have we done, the lake has dispersed
We've traveled so far, we hope we're not cursed
But wait what is this? Is that a trap door?
Where does it lead? What is in store?
Follow me down, crew if you dare
The smell of molasses, thickening the air
Out of the darkness, a gold light shines through
This must be it, we're at the Fountain of Rum

Yo ho ho, we're drinking today We've conquered the Fountain of Rum
Get some the pirate way
Yo ho ho, let's make the call Cause it's all for rum and rum for all