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All For Rum & Rum For All

by Lagerstein

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1.
Raise Your Steins The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks and cheers Ol’ Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all He took a swig, did a jig and had a mighty fall There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go! Sailing on the high Our drinks raised to the sky Questing together Ready to drink into the night Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry Let's Party- like we're gonna die Now Skull - slam your beer bong down And raise your stein up to the sky Let's Drink – stop at every bar Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr Now Skull - put every drop away We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh! While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north I got a little side tracked and the ship steered way off course Ahoy! She said as the sea men came to greet her merrily The Lager Crew yelled out, "fuck yeah" and raised their drinks to me I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg I'll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard Sailing on the high Our drinks raised to the sky Questing together Ready to drink into the night Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry Let's Party- like we're gonna die Now Skull - slam your beer bong down And raise your stein up to the sky! Let's Drink – stop at every bar Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr Now Skull - put every drop away We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!
2.
Tales Of The Fallen Ales Far on the horizon A deadly force is born The only brew a pirate fears Is the brewing of a storm The waves of the ocean are bashing the sides The clouds are changing, to the dead of the night The ships are scared out of sight! Destroyed by the storm, survivors are few Look to the surface, it's all of their brew Get ready crew The barrels of rum are overboard In the seas they now lie Thank fuck we have a flying ship in the sky Looting the seas of all their booze It's a pirates holy grail No wasting the souls of these sunken soldiers This is the tales of the fallen ales We swooped down below, dodging the winds Scrambling for barrels, filled to the brim Like Whitney says, Who Dares Wins! Rum filled cellars, beer wall to wall So many rescued, what a great haul Yes, we've saved them all The barrels of rum are overboard In the seas they now lie Thank fuck we have a flying ship in the sky Looting the seas of all their booze It's a pirates holy grail No wasting the souls of these sunken soldiers This is the tales of the fallen ales We got all their ales!
3.
Drink The Rum We’ve looted too much booze Now we're stuck on our boat We have so much rum It's struggling to float No taking to the sky No taking to the sea Too much rum on board Such a problem cannot be Our poor old ship be useless Stranded on the ground Filled with all the treasures From the good folks round in town Listen to me crew, "The day has finally come to lighten up the load start drinking all the rum!" Come on crew, let's get drinking Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We've still got so much left to sink Grab a stein, there is no line There's plenty more rum for us to drink Beer bongs from the mast Shoeys on the plank Keg stands in the crow's nest All this rum is being drank This ship is getting lighter Shanties being sung Party times be going strong It’s only just begun Come on crew keep drinking We must get off land Double up your drinking pace Put a rum in both your hands Barrel after barrel Drum after drum Only one thing left to do Keep drinking all this rum! Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We've still got so much left to sink Grab a stein, there is no line There's plenty more rum for us to drink Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down There’s no more rum for another round .... Ahhh Fuck!
4.
Sail Ho! 04:58
Sail Ho! Looking down scope we see fear in their eyes A shadow cast over, they'll meet their demise We're searching for treasure and ready to loot If they stand in our way they know that we'll shoot Jumping and swinging and climbing on board They are no match for our beer bongs and swords We slaughtered the crew and ransacked their boat We grab the captain, and put a knife to his throat "I'll take you to our gold", he groans, "I'll trade it for my life There's an island just South West of here, round your men we sail tonight These riches you will find, have been left untouched for almost a hundred years Buried in the cove, beside the seas, what lies within is a mystery" Sailing downwind, with booty in mind We've taken his word, we'll see what we find Anchored onshore as we foresaw the trap We are Lagerstein! Too smart for that He's dragged through jungle, X marks the spot Our prisoner be useless, in the mouth he was shot The chest has been found, through its treasure we seek A map lies within that looks truly unique Holy shit can it be that the legend is true, the fountain of rum is real It's the tastiest drop with an endless supply, it's a pirates fantasy This map that we found, will take us there, near Bundy the fountain lies Set the bearings to the sky, prepare the ship, ahead we fly! Over the clouds we soar, in search of this uncharted land Through the night and day, with this map in hand The fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full Anyone who stands in our way, will die! Over the clouds we soar in search of this uncharted land Through the night and day, with this map in hand The Fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full No matter how long it takes, we are unstoppable
5.
Jungle Juice 02:21
Jungle Juice Well first, you get a bucket Put it in the centre of the table, make sure it is big Now grab the goon, the cheapest goon Do a long pour in the bucket don't spill a drop or you will fuck it Find some vodka, also the cheapest Tornado it into the bucket have a wiff it smells delicious Get the juice, any kind of juice Mango, pineapple, or orange, sunshine punch it's all the same We're making the jungle juice It's what we like to do It will get us really drunk as we conquer the skies Questing for the ultimate prize Let's get the soda to make it sweet Throw it in the vodka goony mess it's sure to be a treat Go grab some ice from Pistol Pete Don't break it up the ice will melt, it has to be one piece Stir it up, with the vodka bottle Mix it round and round and round again, this brew is near complete And last the secret... We're drinking the jungle juice, It's what we like to do It will get us really drunk as we conquer the skies Questing for the ultimate prize
6.
German Fun Times Twas a cold summer's day, we woke after noon When a terrible tragedy occurred on our ship Could not work out what was going wrong The crews boot seemed dry, they were out of tune in song Alas! Rummy Rackers was nowhere to be seen Couldn’t remember where he had last been Swiftly we turned and started to descend Hope he’s alright and hasn’t met his end Drinking’s no fun when it's all said and done A crew’s not a crew when you’re missing someone The sun’s going down, the day's almost over Neil’s lost out there and what if he’s sober We grabbed the map and retraced our course A tricky task stood in front of us all Each bar we checked, as bare as the last No sign of our crew mate and time’s running out fast Alas! Rummy Rackers we hope you’re still around We’ll search forever until you are found Does any crew know where he may be Maybe we’ll search over Germany Drinking’s no fun when it’s all said and done A crew’s not a crew when you’re missing someone The sun’s going down the day's almost over Neil’s lost out there and what if he’s sober
7.
Down The Hatch We landed from the air, with booze on our mind Pirates side by side, let's have a whale of a time Going to a tavern, the first one we see The bartender cries, "this round’s on me!" Down the hatch, down the hatch Slam your drink down the hatch Doesn't matter any batch Slam your drink down the hatch Down the hatch, down the hatch Slam your drink down the hatch Just open up your latch Slam your drink down the hatch I was standing at the bar, waiting for some booze When a wench came along, I knew I couldn't lose I gave her a wink and sang her a rhyme But Junkst screamed out, "ahoy, she's mine!" Down the hatch, down the hatch Slam your drink down the hatch Doesn't matter any batch Slam your drink down the hatch Down the hatch, down the hatch Slam your drink down the hatch Just open up your latch Slam your drink down the hatch The rums were flowing freely, when another shipped rolled in We laughed at each other, it looks like they drink gin A Scottish pirate stepped forth and ripped off his shoe “Last one to finish will pay for this brew!” Down the hatch, down the hatch Slam your drink down the hatch Doesn't matter any batch Slam your drink down the hatch Down the hatch, down the hatch Slam your drink down the hatch Just open up your latch Slam your drink down the hatch Everyone finished, there was no one to judge Boots all on heads no one will budge Let's have another one. Drink's Ahoy! Ziche Zache, Ziche Zache, OI, OI, OI!
8.
Shiver Me Timbers The sweetest one of all May be here tonight The one that'll make you drool It'll be love at first sight She'll make your knees buckle and feel warm and fuzzy inside Your heart will be racing You'll forget everyone you've tried She might be black She might be white or from any foreign shore One things for certain she'll leave you craving more She'll be in any shape or size no matter small or tall She may be rich She may be smooth We'll have to try them all Shiver me timbers that's a jolly good rum Cool on my lips, but it tickles my tongue Shiver me timbers that's a jolly good rum But the search goes on ‘til we find the one We’re visiting every tavern Stopping at every port Sampling all the locals We tasted all sorts Yet to deliver that quiver in my liver We need a special brand Onwards we continue Until the perfect rum's in hand Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum Cool on my lips, but it tickles my tongue Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum But the search goes on ‘til we find the one Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum Drank so many but we’re not done Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum But the search goes on ‘til we find the one
9.
Land Of Bundy We sail through the skies, we fight, we fight for rum! To reach the Land of Bundy the taste is in our sights Where the rivers run with gold and the fields are lined with cane Once you reach the land of rum you'll never see home again This place is not for a timid man for a fierce beasts guards it well With fur of white and eyes of black, and a soul brewed straight from hell But do not fear if you're true of heart, grab a drink and become a part of the greatest party that will ever be in the land of Bundy! Let's go, to a place, where we can drink all night and day Get the rum! And the beer! In this place we will stay Get some drinks and grab your friends, come to the party that never ends For this, this is the land, the land of Bundy Down below the shore appears and we know it won't take long Pirates! Prepare your rums, now grab your beer bong Take the beach, take the sand, crack the kegs, this our land Standing here with rum in hand, a pirates life for me
10.
Fountain Of Rum Crew hoist your hooks for today we conquer the fountain Ye pirates be warned many have died on their way Legends are told of a tap kegged to a mountain All who survive, rum, will be our pay Anchor the ship, run to the beach We've followed this map our rum is in reach This island so scarce, no footprints have ever been here A body of water is in full view, yet the colour of this lake is not black or blue Let's taste it, "fuck yeah, it's the fountain of rum" "What a great drop!" Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe Hoo-ah! To good to be true This golden amber is king of all booze Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose No more looting for barrels or drums We drink, at the Fountain of Rum This is the elixir that needs no mixer No top shelf can handle, this rums pure might We thought this fountain would look less like a lake The taste of this rum, so good, we’ve made no mistake Sinking the liquor, quicker and quicker Do not hold back, there's no need to bicker Cos’ we've been assured, this rum will ever last This is our time, no more last drinks Forever we fight, together we drink Pirates we stand, united by rum "What a great drop!" Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe Hoo-ah! To good to be true This golden amber is king of all booze Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose No more looting for barrels or drums We drink, at the Fountain of Rum Crew what have we done, the lake has dispersed We've traveled so far, we hope we're not cursed But wait what is this? Is that a trap door? Where does it lead? What is in store? Follow me down, crew if you dare The smell of molasses, thickening the air Out of the darkness, a gold light shines through This must be it, we're at the Fountain of Rum Yo ho ho, we're drinking today We've conquered the Fountain of Rum Get some the pirate way Yo ho ho, let's make the call Cause it's all for rum and rum for all

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released February 2, 2016

LAGERSTEIN IS

Vocals - Captain Gregaaarrr
Guitars - The Majestic Beast
Guitars - Neil Rummy Rackers
Bass & Tin Whistle - The Immobilizer
Drums - Old Mate Dazzel
Keytar & Violin - Mother Junkst
Keyboards - Jacob

Album Mixed & Mastered by Lasse Lammert at LSD Studios
Recorded by Adam Merker at Studio Anders Debeerz, Tim Edwards at Fall Of Icarus Studios
All Music and Lyrics written by Lagerstein
Album Artwork: Justine Malcontento
© 2016 Lagerstein

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Ahoy Crew! We are Lagerstein, and we love to party. Soaring through the seven skies, Lagerstein are a pirate band on a voyage to rock stages, create catchy music and have the best time, all the time.

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