1. |
Midnight Moonshine
03:39
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Midnight strikes, we run from the dawn
Raise the anchor, and get us airborne
Compass set west, to unlock the power
Of the 25th hour!
I’ve gathered you here, my Lagerstein crew
Adventures galore are waiting for you
Grab the barrels, fill the engine with beer
Our runway is clear!
Into the night sky, initiating our day
We drink and party our pirate way
Midnight moonshine
Light it up, leading our way
Sailing west, extending our day
Midnight moonshine
Light it up, drinking our way
To party for 25 hours a day
25 hours a day!
Flagons of rum line the walls of our ship
Beer, wine and spirits, there’s enough we could tip
But there’s only one drink that will help us succeed
To gain the power we need!
This bootleg brew, will get us there fast
A notorious drop in our hands at long last
With my crew by side we charge to the west,
To show the bastard who’s best!
Into the night sky, initiating our day
We drink and party our pirate way
Midnight moonshine
Light it up, leading our way
Sailing west, extending our day
Midnight moonshine
Light it up, drinking our way
To party for 25 hours a day
25 hours a day!
25 hours today!
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2. |
Dig, Bury, Drink!
04:06
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The perfect spot to bury our fortune
Finest rum, definitely not goon
Grab the barrel charge over the sand
Head deep into this foreign land
Where we go our mission is clear
To make sure there’s rum always near
Into the hole the barrels are hurled
As we bury our rum round the world
Our treasures buried deep and hidden away
Stowed underground for another day
Rum on every island, our best idea yet
No matter where we sail, the party is set
Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole
Rummin’ round the world, that’s our goal
Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun
Back to the ship to bury more rum!
Across the sky to our new destination
Keep burying our fountain’s creation
Each stop a new celebration
Another ‘X’ marks the location!
Landing down in the water below
This tropical island has a mighty glow
In the ground the barrels will age
Until this party is ready to rage
Dig, bury, drink!
Our treasures buried deep and hidden away
Stowed underground for another day
Rum on every island, our best idea yet
No matter where we sail, the party is set
Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole
Rummin’ round the world, that’s our goal
Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun
Back to the ship, to bury more rum!
Dig, bury, drink!
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3. |
The Wild West
04:06
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Flying away from the first rays of light
Speeding to avoid the enemy of night
A dreaded pirate rising up over east
Creeping up slowly on our drinks he will feast
Ruthless in approach, no party is spared
His silent attack leaves your rum stash impaired
An alcohol assassin stealing our prize
“Faster crew! He arrives at sunrise!”
All aboard we will be
Safe from the one (we will outrun the sun)
With the moon by our side
Saddle up with more rum in full stride
To the wild west
We steal from the sun
An hour to party
We’ll take back just one
In the wild west
Over canyons of glory we fly
With our drinks we will ride
To the wild west
We steal from the sun
An hour to party
We’ll take back just one
In the wild west
We’ve outlawed the sun from our rum
In the west he is done
It’s been many a moon since we met last
Your time thieving drinks, a thing of the past
A showdown will happen like never before
A duel for the ages, to settle the score
Hold fast my crew, we must break the dawn
Though morning comes close, our rums shan’t be gone
Protect your drinks, he’s not taking our pay
Tonight’s the night we conquer the day
All aboard we will be
Safe from the one (we will outsmart the sun)
With the moon by our side
Saddle up with more rum in full stride
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4. |
Shoey Song
02:29
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I woke up with a smile on my face
Grabbed my hat and coat and rushed out at a pace
Skipped to the bus, the driver knew
He said, “Son, today you must be buying a new shoe”
Up to the store and straight to the counter
She asked my size and width, I said it didn’t matter
“For this new shoe will hold rums to consume”
She said “Ok, I’ll arrange them by volume”
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew
Sporting my new shoes I went out for a run
Ran to the park, saw a race had just begun
The judge said to me, “Join the race you’ll have a blast
I bet with those new shoes you’ll run extra fast”
After my big win it was time to celebrate
A wench caught my eye who was keen to consummate
Our tongues interlocked and our soles intertwined
as we cheers our shoes and skulled the victory wine
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew
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5. |
Drink of the Pirates
04:08
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Rum is a drink
That our crewmates love to sink
Gather round and sing
It’s the drink of the pirates!
Raise your glass
For this may be your last
Tonight is unsurpassed
It’s the drink of the pirates
When you’re caught drifting
cast aloft at sea
Nothing to do, nowhere to hide
alone as you can be
An innocent dip amongst the waves,
has buggered up my day
I can’t remember where I parked my ship
Mate, you’re here to stay!
Floating right beside me,
A bottle from last night’s best
Rum shall it be? A savior to me!
Let’s put it to the test!
I hung for days and I hung for nights,
It was then I finally saw
The rum’s brought me home to my crew
It’s time to drink some more!
Rum is a drink
That our crewmates love to sink
Gather round and sing
It’s the drink of the pirates!
Raise your glass
For this may be your last
Tonight is unsurpassed
It’s the drink of the pirates
Outside roar the cannons
This move is mighty bold
He’s come here to fight, a strike in the night
Some bastard wants my gold!
The wood is cracked and splintered
It’s gone straight through the hull
If I don’t fix this, to our graves we’ll go
The sea, she’ll have your soul!
Racing down the rigging
I rush below the deck
Water floods in! Floor starts to spin!
We mustn’t become a wreck
But this here blast shan’t be our last
I’ve seen this shape before
A bottle of rum will seal this breach
The rum, it’s saved us all!
Rum is a drink
That our crewmates love to sink
Gather round and sing
It’s the drink of the pirates!
Raise your glass
For this may be your last
Tonight is unsurpassed
It’s the drink of the pirates
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6. |
Piña Colada Paradise
04:02
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A crystal clear blue ocean
Pulled us down from the sky
And just what we saw next
We couldn’t believe our eyes
It was such a beautiful sight
An island that looks so nice
Everything is just right
Piña Colada Paradise g
The sun comes and goes as it pleases
Coconuts fall from the trees as
We chop the pineapples into pieces
Coco loco drinks on the beaches
We’re drinking our piña coladas
On a hidden island in the Bahamas
This could be our nirvana
Piña Colada Paradise
You can rest assured
That when you come ashore
We’ll know what drink to pour
Come and feel the serenity
It’s our secret remedy
And your worries are no more, no more, no more
The sun comes and goes as it pleases
Coconuts fall from the trees as
We chop the pineapples into pieces
Coco loco drinks on the beaches
We’re drinking our piña coladas
On a hidden island in the Bahamas
This could be our nirvana
Piña Colada Paradise
It’s creamy, it’s white and cold
It’s worth more than a bar of gold
I think we’ll stay a while as
as there’s far too many drinks to be had
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7. |
Wench My Thirst
04:00
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Seen her working behind the bar
What did you do? What did you do?
Her moves made me wanna strum my guitar
What did you play? What did you play?
She glanced my way, this beautiful lass
What do you know? What do you know?
Realised I got an empty glass
Go to the bar, go to the bar!
I was feeling so fine, a tingle down my spine
Cut to the front of the line so I can...
Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst
Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you
And girl, I’ll never drink another’s brew
Girl, my thirst is insurmountable
Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful!
When I saw her go and tap that keg
What did you feel? what did you feel?
I grew another wooden leg
How’d you do that? how’d you do that?
She leaned over and polished the bar
What’d you do next? What’d you do next?
I put my tip into her jar
How’d she say thanks? How’d she say thanks?
She gave me a wink and before I could blink
I quickly finished my drink so I can...
Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst!
Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you
And girl, I’ll never drink another’s brew
Girl, my thirst is insurmountable
Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful
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8. |
Off the Map
04:34
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Holy shit, we’re off the map!
No rivers, no mountains, no footprint tracks
Three sheets to the wind has got us lost
Sailing over the ocean’s falls we see our ships going down!
Take this drink right from my hand
I’ll steer us back to land
Before we go to the darker side of
This, this black hole, this abyss
I feel us sinking down
but with my crew I know that we can sail
To the edge of the sea
To see what may be
A wreckage so vast
Where men draw their last breath
We’re off the map
There’s no turning back
Brace up the sails and ride with me!
The mast is torn to shreds
We hang on by a thread
As shoes and beer bongs fly around me
Waves come crashing in
Our ship begins to spin
I’ll meet you on the other side and we’ll fly
To the edge of the sea
To see what may be
A wreckage so vast
Where men draw their last breath
We’re off the map
There’s no turning back
Brace up the sails and ride with me!
Holding strong, our determination growing
to make the day extra long
We strive to charge ahead
Our days of partying and piracy aren’t dead
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9. |
Party Parrot
03:27
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From the day I was born, I’ve been hatching a vision
To party every day, start a new tradition
Yellow pair of sunnies and a backwards cap
Having fun, drinking rum all over the map
Take off in the morning with a brekkie beer bong
To brighten every party with a laugh and singalong
I don’t need a bird bath to wet my beak
I’ve got enough rum for us to drink for a week
I travel around with my nest of tricks
Do the parrot dance impressing all of the chicks
I’ll drink rum in a gumtree full of cockatoos
If I see you on the town then I’ll party with you because
I am the party parrot
Protector of the seven seas
I am the party parrot
Been partying hard since the seventies
Saving the world with good times
A bottle of rum leading the way
Cause I’m the party parrot
So party with a parrot, what do you say?
I was searching for parties from my bird’s eye view
Saw a ship stranded, captain and his crew
They’d been flying west to gain an hour of night
The ship went down, ran aground, no help in sight
The sun had been stealing their stash of rum
Evaporating booze and spoiling their fun
I told the pirates, “You’ve got the sun all wrong”
He just wants to party but he dropped his beer bong
It slipped from his hands and fell into the sea,
So now he steals drinks out of jealousy
Let me join your crew, I can show you the way
Feed the sun a beer bong and party all day!
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10. |
Aqua Bong
04:18
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Into the whirlpool below,
Our flag sails in the undertow
Redesigning our ship to avoid the bends
As we spiral down into a deep descend
On the ocean floor near the centre of Earth
We’ll find the sun’s magic beer bong to quench his thirst
A long time ago he dropped it deep in the sea
Left down below for us to retrieve
Close the hose, fill the funnel with liquor
Get ready to drink the entire sea
Aqua Bong
Awaken from the depths of the ocean
For the sun needs your pipes to be open
Rise up as these words have been spoken
Now the spell is broken! Come forth!
Aqua Bong
From the sky to the sea you have fallen
But tonight is the night you’re reborn
Go back to the days when you partied with the sun by your side
It’s the biggest beer bong ever to exist
But buried under sand it was easy to miss
It’s been so long since he’s had a drink
An idea sparked that made me think
We’ll give you this beer bong if you do us a service
Slow down your run around the world’s surface
We’ll make you a deal, an extra hour a day
So the world can party the Lagerstein way
Close the hose, fill the funnel with liquor
It’s time to drink the entire sea!
Aqua Bong
Awaken from the depths of the ocean
For the sun needs your pipes to be open
Rise up as these words have been spoken
Now the spell is broken! Come forth!
Aqua Bong
From the sky to the sea you have fallen
But tonight is the night you’re reborn
Go back to the days when you partied with the sun by your side
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11. |
25 Hours
03:19
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Alrighty Junkst, kick it off!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
and a half of wine
Gained an hour of time
Drinking in your prime
Share that vintage vine
Lucky’s next in line!\
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
and a half of gin
Grab a glass and settle in
To celebrate our win
Feel the Earth begin to spin
Neil is next in line!
We’re all going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
We’re all going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
and a half of scotch
The sun has stopped its watch
This bottle is top notch
Time to get sloshed
Jacob’s next in line!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
and a half of mead
A party guaranteed
Light the fire, have a feed
We’re off the map indeed
Rusty’s next in line!
We’re all going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
We’re all going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
and a half of Jäger
Bomb it with a chaser
Red Bull is our flavour
It’s our herbal saviour
Beast is next in line!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
And a half of rum
We’ve partied with the sun
On our western run
Challenge overcome
The battle has been won
Captain’s going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
Captain’s going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
We’re all going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
We’re all going to party,
For 25 hours tonight!
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12. |
A New Day
05:24
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13. |
Down Under
03:33
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Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah
Lyin’ in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, “Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of Bundy!”
And he said
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
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Lagerstein Brisbane, Australia
Ahoy Crew! We are Lagerstein, and we love to party. Soaring through the seven skies, Lagerstein are a pirate band on a voyage to rock stages, create catchy music and have the best time, all the time.
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