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Live in Brisbane DVD/CD concert filmed on the 30/11/2019 at The Triffid in Brisbane, Australia.
Filmed & Edited by Crackerjac Pictures
Audio Mixed & Mastered by Fredrik Nordström at Studio Fredman
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The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks, and cheers
Ol’ Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers
Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe
The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew
Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar
The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar
Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all
He took a swig, did a jig, and had a mighty fall
There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more
Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all
I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below
I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go!
Sailing on the high
Our drinks raised to the sky
Questing together
Ready to drink into the night
Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry
Let's Party- like we're gonna die
Now Skull - slam your beer bong down
And raise your stein up to the sky
Let's Drink – stop at every bar
Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr
Now Skull - put every drop away
We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!
While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me
She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee
She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north
I got a little sidetracked and the ship steered way off course
Ahoy! She said as the seamen came to greet her merrily
The Lager Crew yelled out, "fuck yeah" and raised their drinks to me
I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg
I'll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard
Sailing on the high
Our drinks raised to the sky
Questing together
Ready to drink into the night
Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry
Let's Party- like we're gonna die
Now Skull - slam your beer bong down
And raise your stein up to the sky!
Let's Drink – stop at every bar
Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr
Now Skull - put every drop away
We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!
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Land in sight, beneath the night, we anchor on the shore,
We climb down and storm the town, pile in the bottle store,
We say unto the publican with a knife held to his throat,
"Give us all ya fuckin' grog, put the barrels on the boat!"
So we can...
Slocken the rum, come and join in the fun,
The revel's begun, from noon until sun,
Our foes are undone and our honour is won,
Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
Aboard the ship, our trusty skip, with tonnes of rum in tow,
The crewmen drink the nectar as they swagger to and fro',
We fight like bloody morons, we each will have our go,
When we run out of stomach space its contents we will throw!
Slocken the rum, come and join in the fun,
The revel's begun, from noon until sun,
Our foes are undone and our honour is won,
Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
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The perfect spot to bury our fortune
Finest rum, definitely not goon
Grab the barrel charge over the sand
Head deep into this foreign land
Where we go our mission is clear
To make sure there's rum always near
Into the hole, the barrels are hurled
As we bury our rum round the world
Our treasures buried deep and hidden away
Stowed underground for another day
Rum on every island, our best idea yet
No matter where we sail, the party is set
Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole
Rummin’ round the world, that’s our goal
Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun
Back to the ship to bury more rum!
Across the sky to our new destination
Keep burying our fountain’s creation
Each stop a new celebration
Another X marks the location!
Landing down in the water below
This tropical island has a mighty glow
In the ground, the barrels will age
Until this party is ready to rage
Dig, bury, drink!
Our treasures buried deep and hidden away
Stowed underground for another day
Rum on every island, our best idea yet
No matter where we sail, the party is set
Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole
Rummin’ round the world, that’s our goal
Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun
Back to the ship, to bury more rum!
Dig, bury, drink!
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Join us on a new journey to the middle of the sea,
A bottle o' rum is all yer need,
we'll stop halfway and grab a feed.
So grab yer flute 'n' play with me,
We're singin' songs about the sea,
We don't ‘ave time to sing in key,
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee!
That's how the Music Pirates be!
With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee!
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
Looting ships upon the sea of their pirate melodies,
Don’t need fucking MP3s ‘cause this is music piracy!
So grab y’ur drink 'n' play with me,
We're singin' songs about the sea,
We don't ‘ave time to sing in key,
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
We'll rock the pirate boats into the bay,
to the tunes we’ve snaked, we’ll dance,
And if the townsfolk, they, won't sing a tune,
we'll cut them in two and say...
With a yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee!
That's how the Music Pirates be!
With a yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee!
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
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I woke up with a smile on my face
Grabbed my hat and coat and rushed out at a pace
Skipped to the bus, the driver knew
He said "son today you must be buying a new shoe"
Up to the store and straight to the counter
She asked my size and width, I said "it didn't matter"
"For this new shoe will hold rums to consume"
She said "ok, I'll arrange them by volume"
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew
Sporting my new shoes I went out for a run
Ran to the park, saw a race had just begun
The judge said to me join the race you'll have a blast
I bet with those new shoes you'll run extra fast
After my big win, it was time to celebrate
A wench caught my eye who was keen to consummate
Our tongues interlocked and our soles intertwined
As we cheers our shoes and skulled the victory wine
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew
We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe
Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew
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Twas a cold summer's day, we woke after noon
When a terrible tragedy occurred on our ship
Could not work out what was going wrong
The crew's boot seemed dry, they were out of tune in song
Alas! Rummy Rackers was nowhere to be seen
Couldn’t remember where he had last been
Swiftly we turned and started to descend
Hope he’s alright and hasn’t met his end
Drinking’s no fun when it's all said and done
A crew’s not a crew when you’re missing someone
The sun’s going down, the day's almost over
Neil’s lost out there and what if he’s sober
We grabbed the map and retraced our course
A tricky task stood in front of us all
Each bar we checked, as bare as the last
No sign of our crewmate and time’s running out fast
Alas! Rummy Rackers, we hope you’re still around
We’ll search forever until you are found
Does any crew know where he may be
Maybe we’ll search over Germany
Drinking’s no fun when it’s all said and done
A crew’s not a crew when you’re missing someone
The sun’s going down the day's almost over
Neil’s lost out there and what if he’s sober
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Seen her working behind the bar
What did you do? What did you do?
Her moves made me wanna strum my guitar
What did you play? What did you play?
She glanced my way, this beautiful lass
What do you know? What do you know?
Realised I got an empty glass
Go to the bar, go to the bar!
I was feeling so fine, a tingle down my spine
Cut to the front of the line so I can
Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst
Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you
And girl, I'll never drink another's brew
Girl, my thirst is insurmountable
Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful!
When I saw her go and tap that keg
What did you feel? what did you feel?
I grew another wooden leg
How'd you do that? how'd you do that?
She leaned over and polished the bar
What'd you do next? What'd you do next?
I put my tip into her jar
How'd she say thanks? How'd she say thanks?
She gave me a wink and before I could blink
I quickly finished my drink so I can
Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst!
Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you
And girl, I'll never drink another's brew
Girl, my thirst is insurmountable
Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful
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We landed from the air, with booze on our mind
Pirates side by side, let's have a whale of a time
Going to a tavern, the first one we see
The bartender cries, "this round’s on me!"
Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Doesn't matter any batch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Just open up your latch
Slam your drink down the hatch
I was standing at the bar, waiting for some booze
When a wench came along, I knew I couldn't lose
I gave her a wink and sang her a rhyme
But Junkst screamed out, "ahoy, she's mine!"
Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Doesn't matter any batch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Just open up your latch
Slam your drink down the hatch
The rums were flowing freely when another shipped rolled in
We laughed at each other, it looks like they drink gin
A Scottish pirate stepped forth and ripped off his shoe
“Last one to finish will pay for this brew!”
Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Doesn't matter any batch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Down the hatch, down the hatch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Just open up your latch
Slam your drink down the hatch
Everyone finished, there was no one to judge
Boots all on heads no one will budge
Let's have another one. Drink's Ahoy!
Ziche Zache, Ziche Zache, OI, OI, OI!
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Holy shit, we're off the map!
No rivers, no mountains, no footprint tracks
Three sheets to the wind has got us lost
Sailing over the ocean’s falls we see our ships going down!
Take this drink right from my hand
I’ll steer us back to land
Before we go to the darker side of
This, this black hole, this abyss
I feel us sinking down
But with my crew, I know that we can sail
To the edge of the sea
To see what may be
A wreckage so vast
Where men draw their last breath
We’re off the map
There's no turning back
Brace up the sails and ride with me!
The mast is torn to shreds
We hang on by a thread
As shoes and beer bongs fly around me
Waves come crashing in
Our ship begins to spin
I’ll meet you on the other side and we’ll fly
To the edge of the sea
To see what may be
A wreckage so vast
Where men draw their last breath
We’re off the map
There's no turning back
Brace up the sails and ride with me!
Holding strong our determination growing
To make the day extra long
We strive to charge ahead
Our days of partying and piracy aren’t dead
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From the day I was born, I've been hatching a vision
To party every day start a new tradition
Yellow pair of sunnies and a backwards cap
Having fun, drinking rum all over the map
Take off in the morning with a brekkie beer bong
To brighten every party with a laugh and singalong
I don't need a birdbath to wet my beak
I've got enough rum for us to drink for a week
I travel around with my nest of tricks
Do the parrot dance impressing all of the chicks
I'll drink rum in a gumtree full of cockatoos
If I see you on the town then i'll party with you because
I am the party parrot
Protector of the seven seas
I am the party parrot
Been partying hard since the seventies
Saving the world with good times
A bottle of rum leading the way
Cause I’m the party parrot
So party with a parrot, what do you say?
I was searching for parties from my birds-eye view
Saw a ship stranded, captain and his crew
They’d been flying west to gain an hour of night
The ship went down, ran aground, no help in sight
The sun had been stealing their stash of rum
Evaporating booze and spoiling their fun
I told the pirates, “You’ve got the sun all wrong”
He just wants to party but dropped his beer bong
It slipped from his hands and fell into the sea,
So now he steals drinks out of jealousy
Let me join your crew, I can show you the way
Feed the sun a beer bong and party all day!
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A crystal clear blue ocean
Pulled us down from the sky
And just what we saw next
We couldn't believe our eyes
It was such a beautiful sight
An island that looks so nice
Everything is just right
Piña Colada Paradise
The sun comes and goes as it pleases
Coconuts fall from the trees as
We chop the pineapples into pieces
Coco Loco drinks on the beaches
We're drinking our piña coladas
On a hidden island in the Bahamas
This could be our nirvana
Piña Colada Paradise
You can rest assured
That when you come ashore
We’ll know what drink to pour
Come and feel the serenity
It's our secret remedy
And your worries are no more, no more, no more
The sun comes and goes as it pleases
Coconuts fall from the trees as
We chop the pineapples into pieces
Coco Loco drinks on the beaches.
We're drinking our piña coladas
On a hidden island in the Bahamas
This could be our nirvana
Piña Colada Paradise
It’s creamy, it’s white and cold
It’s worth more than a bar of gold
I think we’ll stay awhile as
As there’s far too many drinks to be had
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We’ve looted too much booze
Now we're stuck on our boat
We have so much rum
It's struggling to float
No taking to the sky
No taking to the sea
Too much rum on board
Such a problem cannot be
Our poor old ship be useless
Stranded on the ground
Filled with all the treasures
From the good folks round in town
Listen to me crew,
"The day has finally come to lighten up the load
start drinking all the rum!"
Come on crew, let's get drinking
Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We drink our rum and slam it down
Fill it up for another round
To get our ship back off the ground
Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We've still got so much left to sink
Grab a stein, there is no line
There's plenty more rum for us to drink
Beer bongs from the mast
Shoeys on the plank
Keg stands in the crow's nest
All this rum is being drank
This ship is getting lighter
Shanties being sung
Party times be going strong
It’s only just begun
Come on crew keep drinking
We must get off land
Double up your drinking pace
Put a rum in both your hands
Barrel after barrel
Drum after drum
Only one thing left to do
Keep drinking all this rum!
Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We drink our rum and slam it down
Fill it up for another round
To get our ship back off the ground
Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We've still got so much left to sink
Grab a stein, there is no line
There's plenty more rum for us to drink
Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr
We drink our rum and slam it down
There’s no more rum for another round
.... Ahhh Fuck!
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Into the bar as drunk as a sailor,
With none of the tact or the fancy clothes,
Up to the maid with a mile-wide grin,
He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go.
“Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!” she claimed,
“You loot all the day and you drink all the night.”
The captain, in song, says “You've got us all wrong,”
“We'll drink until we fuckin' die!”
Over his shoulder, he hoists his fair maiden,
Out of the bar and into the night,
Onto the ship where the crew is waiting,
With merriment, drinks, and a haughty bite.
“Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!” she claimed,
“You loot all the day and you drink all the night.”
The captain, in song, says “You've got us all wrong,”
“We'll drink until we fuckin' die!”
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We’ve taken land before, we rule the entire sea,
We’re venturing through new ground to where the ground can not be seen,
We’ve built a ship that will never touch sea, never get wet, never swim too deep,
We’ve built a ship that can go anywhere, a ship that floats on air!
Bet you thought your jet was safe but we can fucking fly!
Ground that bastard right away - we’re pirates of the skies!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s a flying ship.
It sails upon the airways goes wherever it sees fit.
We’ve built a ship that will never touch sea, never get wet, never swim too deep,
We’ve built a ship that can go anywhere, a ship that floats on air!
Bet you thought the birds were safe but we can fucking fly!
We’re cooking eagle for tea today and I’ll tell you fucking why...
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re all so fucking high,
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re pirates of the skies!
Man no flights, ground your planes - ‘cause we can fucking fly,
Your aircraft is no longer safe and I’ll tell you fucking why...
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re all so fucking high,
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re pirates of the skies!
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we drink until we die
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re pirates of the skies!
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Diesel: The toughest of the crew,
Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew!
Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate,
A good drop but a flaming cheapskate!
Frosty: He's the ladies man,
He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can,
A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,
These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!
Oh, it's a joy to sing about booze,
The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
Bongadille: He's your dad,
A drink from him will send you mad!
Vulcan: he's the flying V,
As mighty as any duck can be!
Ultrabong - He's the king,
A drop from him will make you sing!
A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,
These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!
Oh, it's a joy to sing about booze,
The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
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We sail through the skies, we fight, we fight for rum!
To reach the Land of Bundy the taste is in our sights
Where the rivers run with gold and the fields are lined with cane
Once you reach the land of rum you'll never see home again
This place is not for a timid man for a fierce beasts guards it well
With fur of white and eyes of black, and a soul brewed straight from hell
But do not fear if you're true of heart, grab a drink and become a part
of the greatest party that will ever be in the land of Bundy!
Let's go, to a place, where we can drink all night and day
Get the rum! And the beer! In this place we will stay
Get some drinks and grab your friends, come to the party that never ends
For this, this is the land, the land of Bundy
Down below the shore appears and we know it won't take long
Pirates! Prepare your rums, now grab your beer bong
Take the beach, take the sand, crack the kegs, this our land
Standing here with rum in hand, a pirates life for me
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Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said
Oh, you come from a land down under? (Ooh, yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover ('cause we are)
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Ooh yeah)
You better run, you better take cover (we are)
Living in a land down under (ooh yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under (living in a land down under)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
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Alrighty Junkst, kick it off!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you've polished off a bottle
And a half of wine
Gained an hour of time
Drinking in your prime
Share that vintage vine
Lucky's next in line!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you’ve polished off a bottle
And a half of gin
Grab a glass and settle in
To celebrate our win
Feel the earth begin to spin
Neil is next in line!
We're all going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
We're all going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you've polished off a bottle
And a half of scotch
The sun has stopped its watch
This bottle is top-notch
Time to get sloshed
Jacob’s next in line!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you've polished off a bottle
And a half of mead
A party guaranteed
Light the fire, have a feed
We’re off the map indeed
Rusty's next in line!
We're all going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
We're all going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you've polished off a bottle
And a half of Jager
Bomb it with a chaser
Red bull is our flavour
It’s our herbal saviour
Beast is next in line!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down
Toast to the town
Cause you've polished off a bottle
And a half of rum
We’ve partied with the sun
On our western run
Challenge overcome
The battle has been won
Captain’s going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
Captain’s going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
We're all going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
We're all going to party
For 25 hours tonight!
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